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For Immediate Release    -    Office of Media Relations    -    March 4, 2004    -    10:13 AM (EST)

"Our Nation's Comforter" – First Bush/Cheney Television Advertisement of the General Campaign

Ad Script: Final

Bush-Cheney '04
TV: 60

"Our Nation's Comforter"

Black Screen.

Woman's Voice (OC):
Oh, my God! My husband was in that building!

CUT TO:
World Trade Center Tower crumbling.

CUT TO:
Woman, holding onto her baby and crying.

WOMAN:
Why? Why? Why?

LAURA BUSH (VOICE OVER):
It's mourning in America. Sad isn't it? You betcha. On September 11, 2001 thousands of our fellow Americans lost loved ones because Bill Clinton was too busy getting his willy Hoovered by a plump, unsaved Jewess to care about protecting the workers of the World Trade Center.

CUT TO:
Other World Trade Center Tower falling.

CUT TO:
Laura Bush strolling through her ranch in Crawford in a frilly apron, about to ice a red, white & blue angel cake.

CUT TO:
Little girl holding a little American flag and crying.

LAURA BUSH:
(Rolling eyes) Lord knows what Mr. Clinton was having done to him while the Arabs were planning to fly into the Pentagon and kill little Donna's daddy.

CUT TO:
John Kerry photoshopped into Bill Clinton's lap.

LAURA BUSH:
But the Liberal God-haters didn't care. In fact, they had done such a bad job of protecting you, when we heard that the Arabs had finally decided to go ahead and kill you – weeks and weeks and weeks before those lazy folks actually got around doing it – we just came on down here to Crawford and took a month-long vacation to cut brush, darn potholders and do anything to take our minds off of those mean Arabs. Because Mr. Clinton's failure to protect you from terrorism and their terroristic terror made us so gosh-darn sad.

CUT TO:
Laura Bush, clipping American Beauty roses at the White House.

LAURA BUSH (CONT):
Here it is three years later and Mr. Clinton has ruined the economy now, too. A lot of you have no jobs. And none of you are safe. And all Congress wants to do is waste time asking annoying questions about why you were killed. Well, we're not going to let them get away with that. And, honestly, can you really afford another liberal playboy killer in the White House? Who is Bill Clinton and John Kerry going to kill next?

CUT TO:
A young blond girl getting onto a school bus.

LAURA BUSH (VOICE OVER):
Bill Bennett's money's on your cute little daughter.

FADE OUT.

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